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|After watching sales falling off for three
straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a
The Pope says, "What can I do? "The
Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our
The Pope replies, "I am sorry. That is the Lord's
prayer and I can
After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again.
"Listen your Excellency. I really need your help. I'll
And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us to support many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord's prayer, and I can't change the words."
So the Colonel gives up again. After two more months of
So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops
The bishops rejoice at the news. Then one asks about the bad news.
The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account."
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