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A blonde is sitting at home one day when she decides she's sick of hearing all those blonde jokes, so she decides to dye her hair brown. To see if it works, she goes to a farm.

She walks up to the farmer and says, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer kinda chuckles to himself, and then replies, "Sure, why not?"

The blonde pulls out a calculator and does a whole bunch of calculus and trig equations and comes up with a number. She says to the farmer, "There are 314 sheep out there."

The farmer looks at her with a shocked expression and says, "You're right! Go take your pick".

The blonde takes a few minutes to pick a sheep, waves to the farmer, and leaves.

She's sitting at home the next day when she hears a knock on her front door. She opens it and finds the farmer standing there, holding his hat. He says to her, "If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"

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Send this joke to your friends, too! It's much better than sending them some garbled, messy email that has been forwarded over and over!

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It's much better than sending them some garbled, messy email
that has been forwarded over and over!