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Only in America. . .can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. . .

Only in America. . .are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink. . .

Only in America. . .do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions. . .

Only in America. . .do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke. . .

Only in America. . .do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. . .

Only in America. . .do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage. . .

Only in America. . .do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. . .

Only in America. . .do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!

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Only in America...

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that has been forwarded over and over!