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|A minister dies and is waiting in line at the
Pearly Gates. Ahead
of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather
jacket and jeans. Saint Peter says to the guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I`m Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of New York City."
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi- driver,
"Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of
The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it`s
the minister`s turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph
Snow, pastor of Saint Mary`s for the last forty-three years."
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi-driver,
and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. I get a simple cotton
robe and wooden staff. How can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you
preached, people slept; but while this guy drove, people prayed."
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