Kids on Religion

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'"

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan,you be Jesus!"

A student was asked to list the Ten Commandments in any order.

His answer: 3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10 and 7.

A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old
son ran up to him, grabbed his hand,and led him to the shore,
where a sea gull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died and went to Heaven" the dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

After the church service, a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."

"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"

"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I
invite all these people to dinner?"

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